JoHn's definitions

goldabar

A wannabee heisher, who strives (ultimately in vain) to be funny and cool.

"lol, you wish you could be as cool as heisher!"

by John April 19, 2005

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

Shatpank

Shatpank means something really cool or rad.

Example: Foo is not shatpank. At all.

by John September 22, 2003

rot

vagina, pussy

I want to plant my tree in some rot.

by John March 18, 2004

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004