JoHn's definitions

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004

bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch

you are a bizneeautch.

by john October 10, 2004

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

maika

sex god with biggest penis in the world
women can not keep their hands off him and like the screaming orgasms they get while with him

women wish their men were more like maika

by john May 24, 2004

liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.

As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.

by john May 2, 2003

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005