Moon Spider

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.
As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!
by Joey November 25, 2003
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Rammstein

Rammstein is the new orange.
These new Rammstein shirts are SO much cooler than our stupid old orange shirts.
by Joey November 11, 2004
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Klinefelter

a man who has a small penis and big man boobs
yo nigga dat dude justin brands is such a klinefelter
by Joey June 06, 2004
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the city

MANHATTAN!!!!!!!

Brooklyn is not "the city."
The Bronx is not "the city."
Queens is not "the city."
And Staten Island CERTAINLY is not "the city."
And Long Island isn't even a borough.
Oh please don't tell me you went to an inner city school when you went to Tottenville.
by Joey January 08, 2004
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optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.
Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.
by Joey March 02, 2004
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novell

The moron "skuzzi"s defintion says it is an operating system 'noone uses.' No, normal users don't do it, because Novell is a server OS, not an OS for users. It is made to handle network traffic and security.

Another idiot, "Cail" states that the user name "Novell" will get you in to any network...However, the truth is, "Novell" will only get him in to the network he uses @ his school. The only user name that comes preinstalled is "admin" which REQUIRES a password. The reason "Novell" is your login name is because the idiot administrator where you work/go to school has set that to be the username / password with unlimited concurrent connections. (you both are jackasses)
Damn, you shoulda read the definitions for "novell" on urbandictionary.com....People who don't know anything about computers/networking and have never done anything outside of the regular user realm really shouldn't try to define high end networking equipment/software.
by joey March 24, 2005
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lief

Someone who's mother is illiterate. As much an insult as calling someone's mother a bitch.
"You fucking Lief!!"
by Joey March 27, 2005
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