JoE C's definitions

Modified

Open wheeled short track stock car.

The Modifieds produce the best racing around

by joe c July 30, 2004

git-r-done

It's the great saying by great comedian Larry the Cable Guy

Git-r-done does not necessarily mean anything about having sex

by joe c August 19, 2004

lotc

slang for lick on the clit

That girl was like im tired of jumpin on ya dick time for u 2 lotc

by JoE C May 13, 2005

IRL

Indy Racing League, now the premier racing series, it features cars that are more affordable, and Unlike CART the IRL mainly runs in the United States, with 1 race overseas in Japan. Thus they can have more races as opposed to the expense of transporting cars overseas.

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart, is also an IRL Champion.

by joe c August 27, 2004

ass chin

a second ass on the chin

you have a big ass chin

by joe c September 2, 2004

winkie

A pee-pee

And he pulled out his WINKIE and told her it was a strawberry ice-cream cone!

by Joe C June 14, 2004

NASCAR

NASCAR is the Greatest Form of Auto Racing. F1 is a NON-Competitive sport. I only saw Schumacher win 99.9% of all formula 1 races. NASCAR's Nextel Cup series has the most loyal fans and outnumbers the amount of Formula 1 races 36 to 19. The NASCAR Busch Series runs 34 races. The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series has 24 races. The NASCAR Wheelen Modified Series has 19 races.

NASCAR has the most loyal fans, who are loyal to the sponsors of NASCAR. NASCAR is also looking to build a speedway in the New York City Area.

NASCAR divers like to show up to greet their fans, not only at the NASCAR tracks, but at local tracks, they even race in some events to give the fans a look at their skills.

NASCAR has alot of superstars, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Jr are NASCAR's most popular drivers. Jeff Gordon won 4 NASCAR Cup Championships. Dale Earnhardt Jr won the 2004 Daytona 500. Jeff Gordon became the first NASCAR driver to host Saturday Night Live in 2002.

The #24 Dupont Chevy Monte Carlo beat the Wangs Rice Shop Honda

by joe c December 13, 2004