JoE's definitions

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

by JOE September 29, 2003

Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

by Joe December 16, 2004

pown

A misspelling of the word "PWN" which is a misspelling of "own". To beat someone's ass in any way.

"You got powned!"
"Uh, its spelled PWN, so you just PWNed yourself! PWNED!"

by Joe September 7, 2003

get out of here

Same approach with a minimum of probabilities

Two people are talking for a while with out knowing each other, and then they fund out they were born in the same town or they went to the same High School.
When they become aware say: Get out of here!

by Joe November 28, 2004

bullfrog

sticking your index, middle finger and thumb in a rectum and opening and closing them

Dude i gave that girl a bullfrog last night and she loved it.

by joe August 13, 2003

dirtystayout

club kid
one who stays out late
one who goes to many clubs in one night
one who does not care what time it is
one who is carefree
one who into fashion
one who always goes to night clubs

i was such a dirtystayout,I got home at 7 am

i was a dirtystayout, I went to 3 clubs last night

by joe February 9, 2005

mack

to shoot or use a gun on, from the mac-10, a small sub-machinegun similar to an Uzi.

If they get in my way , i'm gonna mac them.

by Joe February 3, 2003