JoE's definitions

Scissored

drunk. Similar to crunk.

We got scissored on Petron.

by Joe May 6, 2005

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

fromuppa

similar to fromundachesse but instead it comes fromuppa the ass.

Man, I've got a ggod case of fromuppa brewing

by Joe December 19, 2002

meat pipe

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

by Joe December 1, 2003

cubicle

1. A small "office" in which an employee loses all of their will to live let alone keep their job.

At work, I sit in a cubicle.

by Joe June 9, 2003

Angry Dragon

When a girl is going down on you, and just as you come you smack her on the back of the head so that it comes out of her nose like smoke.

by Joe May 29, 2003

sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe May 13, 2005