JoE's definitions

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

bivins

An IQ number represented by the limit of a function 2x^2/(3x-5) as x approaches 0.

"How did I get that wrong?! My IQ must be approaching bivins levels."

by joe April 13, 2004

troll beaver

*Correction to the original definition.*

Refering to a short women's unshaven, dirty, unkept, disgusting vagina.

She flashed me that nasty ass troll beaver under the table, and I wanted to puke and rip my eyes out.

by Joe February 19, 2004

DIMCICLE

1) Dim bulb on a stick. Usually frozen (with fear of ignorance.)

2) President Bush

That guy the Supreme Court appointed President really is a dimcicle.

by Joe September 2, 2003

London Calling

The greatest album of the 80's, by The Clash. Contains songs like London Calling, Clampdwn, Hatefull, Rudie Can't Fail, and other fucking amazing songs. Buy It NOW!!!

Person 1: Hey, I just got London Calling on CD.
Person 2: (beats person 1 up and steals London Calling)

by Joe March 5, 2005

bashir

Greatness at its peak

A mercedez benz on the road

by joe November 7, 2004

dirtystayout

club kid
one who stays out late
one who goes to many clubs in one night
one who does not care what time it is
one who is carefree
one who into fashion
one who always goes to night clubs

i was such a dirtystayout,I got home at 7 am

i was a dirtystayout, I went to 3 clubs last night

by joe February 9, 2005