by joe June 15, 2004
A japanese soft-form martial art focusing on leading the opponent around you in a circular motion, and placing a lock on them.
Although akido in not my favorite martial art, I think someone well trained in it could defeat many other martial artists I know.
by Joe January 30, 2005
by Joe September 09, 2004
A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
by Joe August 03, 2003
by Joe May 06, 2004
Describes a kid who is extremly ugly and likes to date men(ugly girls). It also gets its teeth punched in. Also has a holiday after him.
by Joe November 30, 2004
A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).
Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.
Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.
After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!
by Joe August 03, 2003