doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

by JOE August 27, 2003

es

being cool, mackin` cousins, repping hard over the interweb and basically cooling people you hate, geeks

"bro that shit was es ehh"

by Joe June 30, 2003

Chillaxing

A combination of Chilling out and Relaxing

Me and my friend are Chillaxing Later Tonite.

by Joe September 09, 2003

cockwhore

meaning Ayatollah Y2JCJ

Ayatollah Y2JCJ's such a cockwhore

by Joe January 03, 2004

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

by JOE September 29, 2003

shinding

To have a party with a bunch of inbreads

Hey Ma, party is down here, get off the dang roof

by Joe April 19, 2004

jock

1.to copy
2.to really like someone
3.to have your balls in a girl's mouth.

"why you jockin my shoes?"
"im jockin that asian girl."

by joe May 01, 2004