JoE's definitions

Mellis

A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv.

Man, you are such a mellis
Dam, you just Mellised out.

by Joe November 18, 2003

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

akido

A japanese soft-form martial art focusing on leading the opponent around you in a circular motion, and placing a lock on them.

Although akido in not my favorite martial art, I think someone well trained in it could defeat many other martial artists I know.

by Joe January 30, 2005

scrot

ur fuckin nutsack

that whore kicked me in the scrot

by joe April 19, 2003

duuuuuuuuuude

A slang term usually used by surfersand skaters.

Surfer #1: Duuuuude did you see that wave?
Surfer #2: Duuuuude

by Joe September 3, 2004

boba run

The act of obtaining boba.

I'm off on a boba run. You want anything?

by joe April 1, 2004

booby tassels

booby tassels is an other way to make sure no on takes you seat

you have a good seat in front of the TV and you need a drink so you call booby tassels

by joe April 7, 2005