Maya

Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.

Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."

by JM December 17, 2005

Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.

"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West

by JM December 16, 2004

Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!

"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"

by JM May 3, 2003

gyrated

it means getting raelly drunk, actually on a whole different level, way beyond crunk , twisted , and faded.

Do you remember last nite at all, nope i was most certainly gyrated.

by JM February 3, 2005

Vectorist

Someone who believes true understanding comes from comprehending things in the sole context of magnitude and direction.

Sarah: "...and what really is f-cked up, she's known him for only two months and she's pregnant, again!"
Gabrielle: "I wouldn't want to be traveling on that vector.."
Sarah: "Hey, let's vector to your house, I forgot my iPod."

by JM January 23, 2005

M40A1

A modern 7.62x51 Nato bolt-action sniper rifle used by the Marine Corps.

"The hapless Taliban group was pinned down behind a rock, trapped out in the open. We had them. Two of their buddies lay dead. Their AK's were useless. One of them made the mistake of peeking out from the rock. He lifted his head up again. I saw his eyes through the Unertl's 10x scope. It looked as if they met mine, even though he couldn't see where we were. Then.."

by JM October 23, 2003

gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California

Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.

by jm February 15, 2005