The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.

Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.

Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.

Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...

1. A personal attack against someone with that name.

2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.

The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet

a really annoying thing that happens a whole lot. For some reason people have the habit for writing definitions for names.

Ex. Bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullshit).

really? I didn't know Bob was all of those things. In fact I know a guy named Bob and he's a DICK.

Now you see why name definitions can backfire and have no use?

When people define a name of there boyfriend,girlfriend or themselves and write about how amazing they are.