115 definitions by Jj

Flaming Gooch Kick

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.

that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.

by Jj January 12, 2004

sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.

by Jj April 23, 2003

status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

by Jj March 10, 2005

coning

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.

Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!

by Jj October 30, 2003

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by Jj September 1, 2003

Colin Mochrie

Infamous animutation star. First appeared in teh Japanese Pokerap.

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
and your only car . . .

from Conquest of Animutopia

by Jj May 15, 2004

S-GRAb

molester of young boys

wow,sean is a huge s-grab

by Jj March 18, 2003