Definitions by Jj

take it to the face 

a euphemism for snorting

i had to write a paper so i took some adderall to the face and got it done in 3 hours

take it to the face by jj April 8, 2005

gummin 

When a toothles old lady perfoms oral sex.

Joshs grandma has me cummin for some gummin!

gummin by JJ March 25, 2005

housband 

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

housband by Jj March 21, 2005

Beat off crazy 

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

Beat off crazy by jj March 18, 2005

Minivantastic 

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

Minivantastic by JJ March 18, 2005

ciara 

the first hermaphrodite to be a famous singer..ciara creator of the goodies walk, and the 1,2 step, the OH. Also the ciara face(when she is dancin).

did u hear ciara is a hermaphrodite??

ciara by jj March 17, 2005

status quo 

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

status quo by JJ March 10, 2005