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unpack

To ejaculate, usually by masturbation.

I got home from my trip and unpacked. Then I unpacked ;)

by Jizzle Lizzle January 13, 2008

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decess

The opposite of obsess. To relax and/or separate oneself from something important.

"Man, the PoPo is on to me. I'm obsessin' 'bout if they catch me with this shit."

"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."

"You right, man. Hand me another joint."

by Jizzle Lizzle June 21, 2007

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Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.

We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

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sockem bopper

The event in which a girl is giving road head (a blowjob to a man who is driving a car) and causes the driver to crash, and the driver's airbag to come out and hit her in the head. Depending on the timing of climax, it can get quite messy.

She was giving him road head and they crashed while he was cumming. She got a sockem bopper and there was giz everywhere!

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

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Christopher Reeve

A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.

The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

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