Definitions by Jizzle Lizzle
unpack
unpack by Jizzle Lizzle January 13, 2008
decess
"Man, the PoPo is on to me. I'm obsessin' 'bout if they catch me with this shit."
"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."
"You right, man. Hand me another joint."
"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."
"You right, man. Hand me another joint."
decess by Jizzle Lizzle June 21, 2007
Cap'n Crunch
Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
Cap'n Crunch by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005
sockem bopper
The event in which a girl is giving road head (a blowjob to a man who is driving a car) and causes the driver to crash, and the driver's airbag to come out and hit her in the head. Depending on the timing of climax, it can get quite messy.
She was giving him road head and they crashed while he was cumming. She got a sockem bopper and there was giz everywhere!
sockem bopper by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005
Christopher Reeve
A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.
The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.
Christopher Reeve by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005
butthex
butthex by Jizzle Lizzle November 9, 2004
Mm Mm
Mm Mm by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004