14 definitions by Jizzle Lizzle
A method of foreplay in which a girl rubs a man's penis to pleasure it, possibly to the point of ejaculation. Otherwise known as a hand job.
That guy was gettin' some hey hey down there with that hot chick.
Did they do it?
Nah, he just got some hey hey.
Did they do it?
Nah, he just got some hey hey.
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004
A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.
The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.
by Jizzle Lizzle May 11, 2005
The event in which a girl is giving road head (a blowjob to a man who is driving a car) and causes the driver to crash, and the driver's airbag to come out and hit her in the head. Depending on the timing of climax, it can get quite messy.
She was giving him road head and they crashed while he was cumming. She got a sockem bopper and there was giz everywhere!
by Jizzle Lizzle March 30, 2005
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004
Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
by Jizzle Lizzle March 17, 2005