glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face
After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.
by Jizzle March 18, 2003
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Navid

Not avid.
by jizzle October 28, 2003
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mugwash

When your superior makes you wash her/his coffee mug. Derogatory for being someone's bitch.
Dry! You're the mugwash girl today!

Mugwash this! Now! I want it sparkling!
by Jizzle March 27, 2008
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realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair
Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.
by Jizzle January 13, 2005
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Djo-Akim

Djo-Akim is the Egyptianized name of the (in)famous pin king of Ghent Joachim aka Notorious E.A.T. aka Mr. White Chocolate
Djo-Akim: Phara-Oh!
Lean Back on the desk, so I can touch your chest
by Jizzle November 01, 2004
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Mint Jelly

1. An object/event/action that is favorable to the speaker. Sometimes referred to as money in the bank, money, or heat in the street.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.
1. Yo, that race was lamb shank with mint jelly.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.
by Jizzle March 17, 2005
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brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time
(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?
by Jizzle May 14, 2006
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