Jizzle's definitions

brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

by Jizzle May 23, 2006

Djo-Akim

Djo-Akim is the Egyptianized name of the (in)famous pin king of Ghent Joachim aka Notorious E.A.T. aka Mr. White Chocolate

Djo-Akim: Phara-Oh!
Lean Back on the desk, so I can touch your chest

by Jizzle November 1, 2004

unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

Navid

Not avid.

Im a navid urban dictionary browser.

by jizzle October 27, 2003

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

cizzle

coke.. cocaine - a hell of a drug according to Rick James.

after smoking cocaine, me and sara got drips.

by Jizzle May 13, 2005

Wigga

This term means a white person who trys to be like an african american in terms of slang and phsyical appearance or habits.

That white boy dresses all baggy, listens to too much rap and talks in a wierd way. He's such a wigga.

by Jizzle July 9, 2003