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happienate

1. To make someone happy
2. To make someone happier than his or her present condition, though not necessarily completely happy
3. To amelioriate something, to improve something

See antonym unhappienate
John was sad, but he was happienated by fucking Mary.

I saw that Joe was down in the dumps so I bought him some pot to happienate him.

My car was broken, but I happienated it by fixing the carburator.
by Jizzle January 12, 2005
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Mint Jelly

1. An object/event/action that is favorable to the speaker. Sometimes referred to as money in the bank, money, or heat in the street.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.
1. Yo, that race was lamb shank with mint jelly.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.
by Jizzle March 16, 2005
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glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face
After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.
by Jizzle March 18, 2003
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realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair
Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.
by Jizzle January 12, 2005
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Heavycake

A small pink circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. see piss cake
I pizzled as hard as I could, but couldn't flip that heavy cake
by Jizzle August 30, 2003
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mugwash

When your superior makes you wash her/his coffee mug. Derogatory for being someone's bitch.
Dry! You're the mugwash girl today!

Mugwash this! Now! I want it sparkling!
by Jizzle March 27, 2008
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bonerection

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection
by jizzle February 4, 2004
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