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Definitions by Jimmy Kickarse

African American 

A politically correct term used in the United States for a black person. A black person could be 100% English but still be called African American by an American, even though they're neither African nor American.
American: "Look, it's an African American!"
Englishman: "I'm English, you dumbarse."
African American by Jimmy Kickarse October 22, 2006
The United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland. Not interchangeable with England. Once had an Empire that spanned a quarter of the Earth, but through various circumstances lost most of it, but still remains the country with the most oversea territories. USA's greatest ally, yet according to the previous definitions the two countries hate eachother. Situated in Europe. Has a Prime-minister who does what ever Bush says. One of the most powerful/influentual countries in the world.
The UK totally kicked Argentina's arse when the latter invaded the Falkland Islands.
UK by Jimmy Kickarse August 20, 2006
A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's not quite European, but not quite Asian either.
If through some crazy events Asia and Europe went to war, they'd both bomb Turkey.
Turkey by Jimmy Kickarse August 19, 2006
Someone who is from Britian (ie Scotland, England, Wales. NOT Northern Ireland, as Britian and the UK aren't the same.)

They actually spell honour and colour correctly, as that is how the words are spelt in their language. The Americans don't incorrectly spell color and honor, because that's how they spell it in their language (contrary to popular belief, Americans don't speak English, they speak American: a bastardization of the former). Oh, and English isn't the only language spoken in Britian, what about Welsh?

A Brit has a unique sense of humour which they often resort to at solemn times. They're basically exactly the same as everyone else on the planet, except for small differences.

A brit is just like everyone else on the planet.
Brit by Jimmy Kickarse July 22, 2006
1. (a) Something that is incredibly large.

2. (a) Something which is amazingly cool.
1. That tree is monster!

2. The game last night was monster!
Monster by Jimmy Kickarse July 15, 2006
1. A record company that has signed many brilliant bands such as Sgt.Peppers, the Sex Pistols and the Beatles. Unfortunately they dropped the Sex Pistols because they were too 'dangerous'. Pfft.

2. A song by the Sex Pistols (who they happened to drop).
There's an ulimited supply,
And there is no reason why,
I tell you it was all a frame,
They only did it cos the fame !
Who ?

EMI!
EMI by Jimmy Kickarse July 12, 2006

Eng-ger-land 

First seen in a football anthem by New Order, Eng-ger-land is what the English sometimes chant at football matches because it's easier to say (it just rolls off the toungue).
Eng-ger-land, Eng-ger-land, Eng-ger-land, NA NA!
Eng-ger-land by Jimmy Kickarse July 12, 2006