Jimmy Dink's definitions

toungilingus

Oral sex of the vagina.

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.

by Jimmy Dink July 23, 2017

anderson hooper

Anderson coopers anus

When I watched CNN last night I could not stop thinking about Anderson Hooper

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.

Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.

by Jimmy Dink May 30, 2018

ruddy rat

A used and bloody tampon.

It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.

Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.

by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022