cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.
Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.
by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017
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cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.
Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.
by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017
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Vulvaleen

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.
Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.
by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019
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shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017
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bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.
After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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felchacide

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.
Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.
by Jimmy Dink February 20, 2017
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googagger

Someone who gags at the end of a blow job when a hot spurt of ejaculate hits the recipients uvula at the back of their throat.
Betty was a real "goer" and loved to deliver oral favours to her male friends although she could be a real googagger if she received a load when sober.
by Jimmy Dink June 02, 2017
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