Jimmy Dink's definitions

toungilingus

Oral sex of the vagina.

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.

by Jimmy Dink July 23, 2017

a back niner

Sodomy on a golf course.

Mark and Tony played a lovely round of golf and as the course was wide open, so too was Tony's assehole as they did a Back Niner between holes.

by Jimmy Dink July 11, 2017

polish my pigeon

A fowl handjob.

She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.

by Jimmy Dink July 1, 2017

googagger

Someone who gags at the end of a blow job when a hot spurt of ejaculate hits the recipients uvula at the back of their throat.

Betty was a real "goer" and loved to deliver oral favours to her male friends although she could be a real googagger if she received a load when sober.

by Jimmy Dink June 3, 2017

mensturaging

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.

Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging

by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017

shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 21, 2017