Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.
Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.
by Jimmy Dink March 09, 2017
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googagger

Someone who gags at the end of a blow job when a hot spurt of ejaculate hits the recipients uvula at the back of their throat.
Betty was a real "goer" and loved to deliver oral favours to her male friends although she could be a real googagger if she received a load when sober.
by Jimmy Dink June 03, 2017
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bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.
Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
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bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.
Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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skank and file

Slutty women who are regular average members of a wider group such as trailer parks or bingo clubs.
Joanne fit right in with the skank and file of Dicks Trailer Park community in Virginia.
by Jimmy Dink March 05, 2017
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felchacide

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.
Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.
by Jimmy Dink February 19, 2017
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limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
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