33 definitions by Jimmy Dink

Vulvaleen

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.

Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.

by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

paradike

A place where the sun is warm, beaches fine and the sand is crowded with lesbians.

Off to lesbos next week. Forecast is great and I can't wait to get to this famous island Paradike!

by Jimmy Dink September 15, 2017

scrotany

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.

As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.

by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020

defacator

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.

Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017