Definitions by Jimi Ralphman

Ann Franked

Verb. Past tense.

We really Ann Franked the fuck outta the Howe Cavern Lantern tour.

Ann Franked by Jimi Ralphman October 27, 2025

Sydney Applebaum 

Jewish Dracula

I was gonna watch Blackula, but Hulu only has Sydney Applebaum.

Sydney Applebaum by Jimi Ralphman February 9, 2024

Oaxnard 

The deepest part if Oxnard California

If ya need a big ol' silver belt-buckle, go to Oaxnard! Also birria...

Oaxnard by Jimi Ralphman April 28, 2023

Baby Pelican 

Term used for an individual with an innate ability to swallow large objects.

That girl is a real baby pelican, IF you know what I mean.

Baby Pelican by Jimi Ralphman April 13, 2023

Dom ass 

Name for a bartender that forgets to put in the fucking oyster order!

Why!? Dom ass why?

Dom ass by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

city wok

generic name used for Chinese restaurants

Try the City Chicken, it's the best thing at City Wok!

city wok by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

Byron

Name given to male children born on a ranch that consume only citrus.

Byron dips lemons in ranch dressing!

Byron by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023