Jimbone's definitions

paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

keighleyite

An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable

That Dave is a right fucking Keighleyite, see how he drags his knuckles

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

bobbies hemet

Bell end, glans penis.

Blokes, unbutton your kecks and have a look

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Goot

Sharting out anal mucus

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths

by Jimbone May 12, 2025

paramedic

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Goot

Sharting out anal mucus

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths

by Jimbone May 12, 2025

RFT

Right Fucking Twat, a particularly smug, annoying, infuriating or stupid person.

That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a barbeque, bugging the fuck out of me.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004