A person who identifies themselves as "straight" (not bicurious or bisexual) who, when horney enough, will have sex with the NEXT willing person, male or female. "Heteronextuality" is a condition, usually temporary, when a "straight" or "hetero" person is driven to have sex with a person of the same sex due to a bout of extreme horniness and the willing nature of the person NEXT to them.
So what if I did suck his cock? That doesn't make make me any les straight than you. A heteronextual maybe but never bisexual!
by JimTimH. December 09, 2010
A gay man who likes to BOTH fuck and to get fucked; one who is not exclusively a TOP or a BOTTOM but is a SIDEPOCKET. More chill than versatile.
NSA 25 yr. old sidepocket here looking for top or bottom NOW. Can give or get as long as someone get fucked and we both get off.
by JimTimH. December 10, 2010
by JimTimH. October 09, 2006
"Ann Marie, my dear wosslq, couldn't be here with me tonight to accept this award because she has a sprained tounge."
by JimTimH. October 09, 2006
The hard nugget-like food delicacy formed at the very tip of its bottle, can or container usually after its first use and then after each use until such product is consumed. Prized for it's rarity and hardness. Scabatizers are reported to be culinary favorites of Howard Stern, Dimple Dang, Patricia Hearst, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Christiana Amanpour, Kim Jong-il and Bree Walker.
A "scabatizer" from a mustard or ketchup bottle is the best. If they're perfectly ripened, you get a bonus with the hard little nugget - you get this fabulous pool of oil bathing your treat in the essence of whatever you are savoring. Yuuuum. You can suck on a scabatizer for a good hour.
by JimTimH. August 28, 2010
To eat pussy; as in "Toss the Pink Salad." Similar to "Toss the Salad," which means to eat ass, anus, etc.
by JimTimH. May 14, 2006
A Websturd is a person who knowingly publishes false, incorrect or otherwise untrue information on the Internet just to fuck with people or to be either funny or to self-aggrandize oneself for any purpose.
"You can't believe anything you read or see from him published on the Internet. He's a "Websturd." He"ll say or do anything to fuck you up. His motto is why let the truth get in the way of a good laugh.
by JimTimH. June 29, 2016