The infamous Count Garrin Von Boobula of Transylvania (1802 - 1869), renowned for his obsession with female breasts.
Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.
Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.
Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.
Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.
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Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomiting.
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1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.
He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.
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2. A woman lacking any beauty or charm.
3. The opposite of the classic and beautiful character Cinderella.
2. A woman lacking any beauty or charm.
3. The opposite of the classic and beautiful character Cinderella.
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