lesbiatitis 

A mildly contagious viral infection typically transmitted via direct contact with a bleeding wound or mucous membrane. Though most prevalent in metropolitan areas, infections characteristic of the virus have been documented in numerous remote, wooded locations.

Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.

While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.

After losing most of her hair from lesbiatitis, Ellen is now sporting a mullet.

lesbiatitis by Jim Sammartino August 8, 2008

lesbiationship 

An intimate relationship between two, often lesbian, women. Similar to "wife up" or "date the shit out of."

My friend Blaze set me up with this girl, it's going to be a total lesbiationship.

lesbiationship by jabizz August 9, 2012

lesbianitis 

An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.

"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"

"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."

lesbianitis by yquinn October 27, 2007

lesbiatation 

The chance that a lesbian, especially a lesbian couple, will come through and show up for a social gathering. Everyone knows that lesbians are intelligent and reliable on the job and for sporting events, but when it comes to meeting for happy hour, going out, or going on a quick trip, the % chance that they will show up isn't consistent, it's circumstantial. Thus, every event that a lesbian has agreed to come to has a % chance of lesbiatation for arriving on time or at all.

Well, there's a 90% chance of lesbiatation, I think they'll come.

lesbiatation by Lil Jah-mez October 16, 2010

lesbianitis 

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.

Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.

lesbianitis by zariva July 23, 2009

lesbianitis 

The disease of turning into a lesbian, (men can have it too)

Jude im sorry but you have lesbianitis

lesbianitis by ljbsvbsjbvhdhzvb October 8, 2019

Lesbititian

A lesbian that lies about her sexuality.
Rhymes with politician because they lie too.

- Is she lesbian?
- No man, she's a lesbititian.
- That bitch!

Lesbititian by nikki7 April 24, 2020