A mildly contagious viral infection typically transmitted via direct contact with a bleeding wound or mucous membrane. Though most prevalent in metropolitan areas, infections characteristic of the virus have been documented in numerous remote, wooded locations.
Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.
While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.
Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.
While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.
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An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"
"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
by yquinn October 27, 2007
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by Lil Jah-mez October 16, 2010
Get the lesbiatation mug.Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.
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