Jim Inman's definitions

Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

meatzorp

A mispronounciation of a term from Saturday Nite Live "The Moons of Meepzorp". "Meatzorp" is a term for a woman's external genitalia

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

lab rat

A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.

We were drunk as lab rats.

Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.

She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

nipadoo

Nipadoo was Tarzan's word for lots and lots of shit. Jane and Cheeta always understood and obeyed without question.

My beer is almost empty. Nipadoo bitch.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006