Jim Inman's definitions
"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the asshackermug. "Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the shitweaselmug. by Jim Inman August 18, 2006
Get the blow a smoke ringmug. A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stoneagermug. In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the B-shiftmug. His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.
I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.
My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.
I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.
My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the oreo road pizzamug. A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the data divamug.