Jim Inman's definitions

stuffit

A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.

Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.

She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

Montana Debutant

Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.

Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

boatload

Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.

That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

jack-up

To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.

She is doin something to jack-up that ass. I'll bet she spends an hour-a-day on the stairclimber."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

stoneager

A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006