Jim Hat's definitions

Varinate

to marinate a tender meat in the juices of ones vagina.

I don't have anything to marinate this pork in. I think I'll varinate it.

by Jim Hat April 6, 2005

the ferris wheel

to go around and ride the various sides which a female anatomy provides. Once you are bored with the ride, proceed in a cold hard bitch-slap

I rode the ferris wheel yesterday, my wife was pissed.

by JIM HAT October 15, 2004

Turkey sandwich

a weiner between two buns, preferrably white

I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night

by JIM HAT October 8, 2004

brimglick

to fondly stroke a womens pussy and then, out of the blue, slap her.

were getting a divorce because I brimglicked her last night

by JIM HAT October 14, 2004

foreigner

a fucking queerass from another country. A foreigner is known to:
-taint the gene pool
-smell like ass or look like ass
-be gay
-speak an ugly language
-be a shitty driver
-have an undersized weiner or smelly vagina

hey this party is pretty dope. Wait, is that a foreigner. Eeewwww, Im fucking leaving

by JIM HAT February 17, 2005

Shnrgle

to go scuba diving in the lower depths of a womens asshole

Wanna go shnrgleing with me?

by JIM HAT October 8, 2004

lone ranger

a boner you get while standing up

Oh my gah, that girl is hot. OOOPS, a lone ranger.

by JIM HAT October 18, 2004