Jim Bob's definitions

crunkdy crunk

the state shauntel is in before he bones that one bitch, shanae

"hey yo, dyrel, Shanae says she wants a good ass poundin. Im bouts to get crunkdy crunk

by jim bob September 15, 2004

Jagoff

mostly midwest synonym fo jerk-off

People who cut off people in traffic are jagoffs.

by Jim Bob September 12, 2003

you good thing

Australian term related to "you beauty" or "you little ripper." Used when cheering on a horse of greyhound in a race, particularly if one has a wager on the race. Popularised during the Sydney Olympics on the Channel Seven TV show "The Dream" by Roy and HG

"Go you good thing!"

by Jim Bob May 13, 2005

dialer

A computer program that causes your modem to dial a number to a computer server. This is meant to allow the caller to access/download files from the server.

Almost all dialers are for pornography. They may claim to be free, but always go to long-distance telephone numbers. These numbers are usually equivalent to 1-900 numbers in the U.S. (the numbers vary from county to country). The caller can end up paying a ridiculous amount of money in phone bills.

After using a dialer to download movies of Traci Lords, Jim Bob was shocked to find out his phone bill was $8,000.

by Jim Bob June 29, 2004

Chimmer

A totally inept person. Similar to a div or a retard.

A abbreviation of the terms 'Chin-Pie Gangster' and 'Chimp'

When are you going to get your homework done you frigging Chimmer?

by Jim Bob March 10, 2005

fun button

Also know as the clit

Damn, After I licked her fun button she moaned like a champ.

by jim bob March 4, 2004

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004