Jim Bob's definitions

dialer

A computer program that causes your modem to dial a number to a computer server. This is meant to allow the caller to access/download files from the server.

Almost all dialers are for pornography. They may claim to be free, but always go to long-distance telephone numbers. These numbers are usually equivalent to 1-900 numbers in the U.S. (the numbers vary from county to country). The caller can end up paying a ridiculous amount of money in phone bills.

After using a dialer to download movies of Traci Lords, Jim Bob was shocked to find out his phone bill was $8,000.

by Jim Bob June 29, 2004

swaggle

v.: to ravenously guzzle down a beverage

"Hey, man! Lemme get a swaggle of that shit!!"

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

hundle

v.: 1.) to rub on a potatoe vigorously

2.) to ravenously gun down a beaver

1.) "I'm getting horny....time to hundle."

2.) "Okay, son. It's dinner time! We gotta go hundle by the dam and feed the family."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

flow space

n.: an approximate radius of three feet around a person that is intoxicated by that person's personal odors (fart, burp, or under arms)

"WHOAAA there!! Watch out everyone! I just farted!! If you wanna survive today, get the hell outta my flow space!"

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

Bingo Chip

It's an asshole, you asshole.

Hey, jim-bob, look up my bingo chip 'ere an see if you can find my brother Steve.

by Jim Bob March 25, 2004

cresha

A poop head who is made out of poop

Dont step in the Cresha

by Jim Bob March 24, 2004