1) Large body of water in the Scotish Highlands. Loch Ness rose to fame due to the myth of a large monster inhabiting the waters. Probably the only place in Scotland that American tourists are familiar with becase of:
2) A tragic film in which Ted Danson's reputation was well and truly drowned.
2) A tragic film in which Ted Danson's reputation was well and truly drowned.
Rob: I saw Loch Ness the other day.
Pete: In Scotland?
Rob: No, in the DVD bargain bucket at the petrol station.
Pete: In Scotland?
Rob: No, in the DVD bargain bucket at the petrol station.
by Jim Birtwisle January 24, 2008
Get the Loch Ness mug.Alternative to Big ups. A phrase used when a only a small, but still relevant amount of respect is due or when trying to keep a big up concealed from another person. Most effective when used in conjunction a sly low-five or a knowing nod of the head.
Can also be used as sarcasm upon hearing news from someone who thought their achievement would command more respect than it was realistically worth.
Can also be used as sarcasm upon hearing news from someone who thought their achievement would command more respect than it was realistically worth.
by Jim Birtwisle January 22, 2008
Get the little-ups mug.First used in popular culture in the 1980's film Style Wars. The term is used to describe a move or an action such as one in breakdancing that looks impressive to the untrained eye but is not actually difficult to execute.
by Jim Birtwisle November 29, 2007
Get the fairy flying mug.A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.
Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.
As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.
As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
Get the lotus notes mug.A fat persons hand upon making a fist. Because of the excess fat around the hands, knuckles are not defined. This means the fist is blob like and sometimes they have small dimples where pronounced knuckles can be found on the hand of a person of average build. This gives the appearence of a childs sculpting of a hand from child friendly Playdo modelling clay.
Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
by Jim Birtwisle December 07, 2007
Get the Playdo fists mug.4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
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Get the tom cruise mug.A sub-standard beach game involving two small round velcro pads strapped flat against the palm of the hand and a fluffy tennis ball. It took the British beach holiday by storm in the nineties until it's flaws came to light. These being that the pads were useless if they came into contact with sand and the ball likewise with water. There were many children left dissapointed with Scatch, I was one of them.
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