Child Porn

its sick, little kids fucking is sick!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!

child porn is sick as all fuck.

by jim July 20, 2008

cuznoped

falling on face due to haveing sex withh beautiful spanish women

Jim cuznoped after his night with Isabella.

by jim May 31, 2003

megadeth

1. Unit of measurement equal to the death of one million people by nuclear explosion.

2. The world's state of the art speed metal band.

Megadeth's RUST IN PEACE is one of the greatest metal albums ever made.

by Jim April 20, 2003

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.

Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!

by Jim September 29, 2003

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

by Jim December 09, 2004