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pH

1. Species of primate, most often found near a LCD monitor and an ADSL accessible PC. Forearms have evolved in a lengthened manner, and right hand and fingers have evolved strangely similar to the shape of a microsoft optical mouse. Left hand is of a different morphology, most similarly imitating the pattern of 'W,S,A,D' keys on a common keyboard.

2. CS player - says it all
pH: Sorry cant play WC3, am playing CS
by Jim January 6, 2004
mugGet the pHmug.

eunice lee

yo eunice lee is one cute honey!
by Jim February 17, 2004
mugGet the eunice leemug.

double nickel

Traveling at 55 M.P.H.
I was rollin double nickel on I-94 thru Milwaukee
by Jim May 13, 2008
mugGet the double nickelmug.

shmoopie

a little wet poopie that is half diaria and half regular poopie...
Oh by the way when I borrowed your gym shorts yesterday I left a little shmoopie for you in them..... Or I know why it smells so bad in your room Jack left a little shmoopie in your pillow case...
by jim May 13, 2005
mugGet the shmoopiemug.

Joj

I am Joj.
by Jim April 16, 2006
mugGet the Jojmug.

Yu-Gi-Oh

a horrible anime with poorly designed characters with eyes that are even huge in the anime world, retarded, gravity defying hair and evry character spends all of his of her time playing cards.
"hey jim, you wanna play yu-gi-oh?"
"no, sorry bob, im NOT gay"
"ah too bad, i wanted to make out later too"
by jim May 7, 2005
mugGet the Yu-Gi-Ohmug.

meat curtains

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night
by Jim January 26, 2004
mugGet the meat curtainsmug.

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