by Jim April 18, 2004
to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
by Jim July 16, 2004
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
The self claimed best person on the face of the earth. Bo Jangles isn't conceited he really is just the best thing ever. A toally lack of caring, and voices hi opion and doesn't give a shit who gets upset or disagrees. He is also a cold heartless basterd, but once again, doesn't give a shit.
by Jim January 26, 2005
by Jim January 26, 2005
by jim June 24, 2003
a totally unreasonable female that has wound you up so mutch that you cannot describe her as anything other than a fuckin Biach
by Jim July 23, 2004