b.o.b.

B.O.B. = Big Old Bird

A polite term used by a man to describe a fat girl as it's better than calling them a chunk.

Two mates are having a beer in a pub and a fat girl walks past....
Rich: I don't fancy yours much mate.
Alan: Yeah you're right buddy, she's a B.O.B. - a big old bird!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Skroot

A mutt or mixed breed dog

Lets take the skroot for a walk.

by Jim May 22, 2004

wally

Useless, ineffectual person. Or whole dill pickled baby cucumber. Both east London, England. The latter usage is now rare. Pronunciation: WO-lee.

You couldn't find your arse (ass) with both hands behind you, you wally.

by Jim September 10, 2003

stunt

To buy a car, or other expensive possesions with a stolen credit card.

J Kwon tried to stunt, but got busted when the dealership asked for ID.

by Jim March 03, 2005

face

Face (n) - How the public as a whole views an individual or group. Having face is having a positive reputation.

What you could have taught me would have saved some face.

The class president lost face when word spread about her abortion.

by Jim June 07, 2004

super ted

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper

cor blimey, look at that super ted!

by jim July 15, 2003

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 07, 2005