Jim's definitions

lengdary

To get assraped by a gang of muslims

The priest walked into a mosque and was totally lengdary

by jim October 17, 2003

facebook

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

by jim March 8, 2005

hk face

hong kong face

-.-;;
-_-
-_-(m)
/")_("\
T_T
0_o
>_<

like omg!~! keke huhuh la~ >_<

by jim January 16, 2003

Yaoi

AKA Hentai for Homos.

And also horny and annoying fangirls like yaoi.

by Jim September 25, 2005

manual sex

A fancy sounding term for a handjob.

Im going over to Dana's later for some hot manual sex!

by Jim September 20, 2005

redhead

fire crotch

when the curtains match the carpet aight

by Jim April 12, 2003

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004