roll it up

To pack your personal belongings and get out of jail.

"Cell 415...Roll it up...doors coming open"

by jim October 18, 2006

salsa stick

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..

Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks

by jim April 30, 2004

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 08, 2003

Joj

Super intelligent.

I am Joj.

by Jim April 16, 2006

Cheech

Smoke a bowl.

We cheeched a bowl right there on the street.

by Jim June 18, 2003

sbr

Location to study and play games.
Derived from Smart Board Room.

Lets go hang out in the SBR.

by Jim December 11, 2003

Pitt

Crummiest school in the land, in the ghetto of a dying city, and playing in a dying conference. Also known as Penn State's bitch.

Graduates can find jobs delivering pizzas throughout the greater Pittsburgh region.

Synonyms: sPitt, ASWP (A School in Western PA, pronounced "asswipe")

Shitt on Pitt.

by Jim March 09, 2004