blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!

Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

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Sandwich

The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.

Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

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big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

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red ring

Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.

Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

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purple haze

1.Album by Cam'Ron, member of Dipset.

2. Sick sweet smelling marijuana with relaxing effects

1. Purple Haze - Cam'Ron
"I'm behind the diner, selling marijuana to a minor minor
Elder fella, lookin for that shine, Ill shine ya"

2. Hit that purple haze, boy boy

by Jiggaman April 13, 2005

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