JiM's definitions
The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.
Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!
by Jim September 29, 2003
Get the penn gogglesmug. "dude check it out! a butt-monkey!"
by jim May 7, 2005
Get the butt-monkeymug. 
Da.vid Re.ck.on \'da:v-d- re-'kon-*s\ term. (descp. fr. phrase) 1: a male who wants to be David Beckham and therefore endeavours to copy each one of his shit haircuts and metrosexual clothing. Will usually have a trophy missus who can thus be described as a poor man's Posh and Becks 2: most of the male population of Essex 3: see also David Peckham 4: loosely related to a mockney.
by jim December 24, 2004
Get the David Reckonmug. th.ree co.ck go.b \'th:r-e c-o-k 'gob-*s\ term. (decrip, fr. phase) 1: a female of an incommodious nature, loud, brash, usually common. An ideal description of D-list Big Brother celeb Jade Goody or shithead TV presenter June Sarpong. 2: a mouth so large it could fit three love truncheons into it 3: see mouthy / gobby.
1: "Err I'm such a fuckin minga arnt i, im just a mauthy caaw int i everyone always said i had a three cock gob" said Jade.
2: "Look at Julia Roberts she's fit but look at the size of her mouth - thats a three cock gob if i've ever seen one!"
2: "Look at Julia Roberts she's fit but look at the size of her mouth - thats a three cock gob if i've ever seen one!"
by jim December 24, 2004
Get the three cock gobmug. A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.
by Jim December 8, 2003
Get the submarinemug.