Jesus christ's definitions

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.

*cough cough*... what?

by jesus christ January 10, 2005

karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...

oh my god that guys such a karl

by jesus christ December 23, 2004

penomia

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

cornhole

The part of Chris's anatomy that Carl fantasizes about daily (anus).

Carl, quit thinking about Chris's cornhole and go away!!!!!

by Jesus Christ April 17, 2003

The WP

The most gangster sons of bitches in the entire fucking land. They are also the most leet badass mother fuckers as well.

"Shit nigger, the WP is so much fucking cooler then everyone from bow creek especially richwalder."

by Jesus Christ November 29, 2004

dilaudid

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.

"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003