Jesus Christ's definitions

Wenis penis

A bitch ass homosexual male who enjoys cold hard penis inserted in the anal area....

Oh this wenis penis that sits in front of me enjoys anal insertation

by Jesus christ August 31, 2004

BestDamnRapShow

Legendary man on boxden who cares nothing about what others think of him. In real life (outside of the internet) he would mostlikely first try to ignore you, then if bothered try to befriend you and nicely try to get away but would not hesitate to beat your ass to or nearly to death. Also found on the Efnet under a different alias.

BestDamnRapShow is hung like king kong

by jesus christ April 23, 2005

Penis

the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang

Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".

Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!

Penis' are good with mustard and onions.

by jesus christ November 6, 2002

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

the Jay - Ray

when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.

Man jason sullivan built a fucking house after that jay- ray he performed on himself!

by Jesus christ January 22, 2003

St. Joe's Prep

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.

LaSalle is so much cooler than the Prep.

by Jesus Christ December 1, 2004

Sandow

A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"

Wow, that Sandow fellow sure is a douche.

by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004