Jesus Christ's definitions
when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.
by Jesus christ January 22, 2003

A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"
by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".
Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!
Penis' are good with mustard and onions.
Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!
Penis' are good with mustard and onions.
by jesus christ November 6, 2002

Legendary man on boxden who cares nothing about what others think of him. In real life (outside of the internet) he would mostlikely first try to ignore you, then if bothered try to befriend you and nicely try to get away but would not hesitate to beat your ass to or nearly to death. Also found on the Efnet under a different alias.
by jesus christ April 23, 2005

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.
by Jesus Christ December 1, 2004
