Definitions by Jesus Christ

cornhole

The part of Chris's anatomy that Carl fantasizes about daily (anus).

Carl, quit thinking about Chris's cornhole and go away!!!!!

cornhole by Jesus Christ April 17, 2003

dilaudid 

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.

"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."

dilaudid by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

jock by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

yoda 

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

yoda by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

Chiode 

a crooked chode

"Oh Shit! Shusters got a chiode!!!"

Chiode by Jesus Christ April 11, 2003

the Jay - Ray 

when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.

Man jason sullivan built a fucking house after that jay- ray he performed on himself!

the Jay - Ray by Jesus christ January 22, 2003

Penis 

the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang

Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".

Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!

Penis' are good with mustard and onions.

Penis by jesus christ November 6, 2002