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the Jay - Ray

when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.
Man jason sullivan built a fucking house after that jay- ray he performed on himself!
by Jesus christ January 22, 2003
mugGet the the Jay - Raymug.

Sandow

A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"
Wow, that Sandow fellow sure is a douche.
by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004
mugGet the Sandowmug.

yoda

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
mugGet the yodamug.

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments
Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers
by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018
mugGet the alzchimersmug.

Penis

the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang
Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".

Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!

Penis' are good with mustard and onions.
by jesus christ November 6, 2002
mugGet the Penismug.

BestDamnRapShow

Legendary man on boxden who cares nothing about what others think of him. In real life (outside of the internet) he would mostlikely first try to ignore you, then if bothered try to befriend you and nicely try to get away but would not hesitate to beat your ass to or nearly to death. Also found on the Efnet under a different alias.
BestDamnRapShow is hung like king kong
by jesus christ April 23, 2005
mugGet the BestDamnRapShowmug.

St. Joe's Prep

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.
LaSalle is so much cooler than the Prep.
by Jesus Christ December 1, 2004
mugGet the St. Joe's Prepmug.

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