Jesus's definitions

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005

Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.

Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted

by Jesus January 1, 2005

heymish

one of the elite few; used to describe the "best in the business"

by Jesus March 10, 2003

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 16, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004