Jesus's definitions

j0of

A god of Australia, Worshiped by most.

That was so cool j0of would of been proud

by Jesus February 3, 2005

pawnd

A stupid variation of the word pwned, coined by h4x0rs mainly spending their lives on a chat/file sharing program called KDX.

A worthless term.

Me: Holy Jesus Christ, Rebecca is fucking FAT.
h4x0r: PAWND!

by Jesus September 27, 2004

50 cent

A total wuss who ran away after being bottled at the Reading festival.

Look there's 50 cent ha ha ha ha

by Jesus May 13, 2005

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005

pam

the nonstick cooking spray, duh everyone knows that

Yo ass betta put some Pam on dem brownies or day gonna stick to yo pan.

by Jesus January 7, 2006

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005