Jessica's definitions

emotard

A person who has become so severely restricted in understanding emotion that they can no longer receive it or give it out. This ultimately leads to the shut down of the part of the brain that processes emotion and the person becoming totally oblivious.

My boyfriend is such an emotard! I've been trying to tell him I love him for three weeks now and he still has no idea.

by Jessica February 22, 2004

smexy

sexy but at a greater magnitude

WOW look at that babe, he's so smexy

by Jessica January 31, 2005

Pretik

omfg how could u NOT KNOW!

sexiest people in the world
ALMOST AS SEXY AS JESSICAS

Your friend PK-GUJU has entered battle.net.

You whisper to your friends: GUJU !! GUJU !! *precedes to spam*

by Jessica November 13, 2003

maladroited

Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.

Also can be something or someone that has become the victim of a maladroit move/ decision/ etc.

"After watching star trek for 48 hours straight, and running around in circles for an hour, she was maladroited."

"I was maladroited by the idiot in the car next to me."

by Jessica October 29, 2003

Quim

1)Female genitalia
2)Isadora Wing's front license plate on her Mercedes in "Any Woman's Blues" by Erica Jong.

1)Eat my quim!
2)I took Quim out for a spin today,...

by Jessica July 26, 2002

scadoodle

to take a walk

For example, "let's take a scadoodle"

"okay you duhfuck
I mean dumbfuck"

by jessica October 28, 2003

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003