Definitions by Jesse van der Dijk

eggshelly

When you forgot how you write actually.

Ewduard: Eggshelly I want to eat her ass

Eggshelly: NO Ewduard, she has chlamydia

eggshelly by Jesse van der Dijk December 8, 2022

Jaro 

The hottest guy anyone has ever seen. He is big and a lot of people call him 'kast' because of how big he is. He is adored by all the girls and a real fuckboy. He gets all the girls numbers and never calls them because he is too busy playing Minecraft modded survival. He also rides a motorcycle and everyone around him wants to be his friend and fuck him really bad.

Jaro: hi

Every girl and boy in a 100m radius: *passes out*

Jaro by Jesse van der Dijk April 22, 2022

Misha 

Misha is a blue pig who has a crown like Technoblade.
He died on December 20th due to Khallil eating him.

Jaro: Hey, have you seen Misha?

Armand: He got eaten by Khallil D:

Khallil: meow meow meow

Misha by Jesse van der Dijk April 22, 2022

Khallil 

A sexy bald, ripped, black guy who people simp for until they meet Jaro

Jesper: Yooo Khallil is soo hot

Armand: You probably haven't met Jaro yet

Khallil by Jesse van der Dijk April 22, 2022

The Antoine Move 

When you buy a pc without buying a monitor so you use the monitor of someone close to you.

Me: I have to get off now, My brother is taking the monitor.

Friend: oh fuck no why is he doing The Antoine Move?!

The Antoine Move by Jesse van der Dijk April 3, 2022

Tjelsie 

Tjelsie's are Polish boys who lose their virginity at a young age and are fairly annoying to people around them but very mature in their own ways.

Origin:
The name Tjelsie comes from the name Sellche that was once mispronounced as Tjelsie. Sometimes Tjelsie is referred to as ''Tjels'' or Chelsea.

''OMG he's such a Tjelsie''

''Yea *Polish Cow Dance*''

Tjelsie by Jesse van der Dijk November 23, 2021