129 definitions by Jesse

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 25, 2003

third reich

The world is as small as a marijuana nug. Someone or something out there is smoking us in a pipe right now. When it lights it up for a toke, well where the hell do you think all the wild fires come from, and whenever he gets to a hippy bomb, well one word (TSUNAMI). Now onto the nazi part. See at the time the world was one strain of weed, and the nazi party was a stronger more potent strain of weed. So when he hit the shit the stronger strain took over, and that is where the nazi party came about. The third reich was the last toke of the pipe. Just like the nazi's it was working out so well and then just ended. So did the bowl.

The Third Reich is the last toke of the bowl, blunt, doobie, or joint.

Hey man I get the Third Reich this time.

by Jesse March 19, 2005

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

yatchery

a place where yatches (beeyotches or otherwise) are hatched.

the yatchery down the street has produced some of the finest grade A

by Jesse October 24, 2004

coo

another word for couchie

baby ur coo is so warm and juicy

by Jesse March 8, 2005

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by Jesse September 6, 2003

twap

Hitting another man in the nuts by whipping ur fingers into it

I twapped Ryan so hard he fell to the ground

by Jesse February 28, 2004