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shizzly

spongebob is the shizzly
by jesse February 19, 2004
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Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.
"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"
by Jesse October 15, 2004
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plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives
1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."
by jesse March 29, 2004
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Dam

The same as damn only spelled dam in chat rooms and games so it doesn't regester as swearing.
by Jesse December 21, 2004
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coco

a very young asian prostutute
hey that coco looks like she's only 5! Nice!
by jesse March 3, 2004
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

it pretty fucked up so why did u even bother looking it up! but it means fear of long words
he has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
by jesse May 13, 2005
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thass

Thass; the thigh / ass crease or more importantly the lack there of.
Her ass has become one with her thigh , where there was once once a seperation there is no more.
by Jesse May 13, 2005
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