crone

the dirtiest word known to man; also see cunt, taint, or brown star

dude, i towtched her crone. also see towtch

by jesse October 23, 2004

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 04, 2005

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

Ragly

Messy, frayed. Un-ordered in appearance or behavior. Resembling a rag.

Originally meant to describe clothing, and so now particulary appropriate as an adjective used to describe any non-clothing article.

First known appearance: Buffalo, New York, Depew train station, as observed by the author, "Portable Road". (Pub. 1999)

(Derogatory.)

"take yo ragly ass up out my place." (Portable Road, 1999)

by jesse November 09, 2004

muslav

the god russian pop star

"look, it's Muslav! I'm going to get his autograph on my hairy chest."

by jesse May 03, 2004

yatchery

a place where yatches (beeyotches or otherwise) are hatched.

the yatchery down the street has produced some of the finest grade A

by jesse October 23, 2004