internet boyfriend

someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.

I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!

by Jesse January 07, 2004

TRADE

Example of a gay one-night stand. Typically used in the South.

That big queen Josh hooked up with some trade and got laid yesterday.

by jesse July 08, 2003

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by Jesse March 10, 2004

shizzly

far superior to the played out shizzle.

spongebob is the shizzly

by jesse February 19, 2004

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 04, 2005

aftershock

The act of sucking the Pinkie after performing the shocker.

by jesse March 17, 2003

mske

To Mske is to bring ones self to a public forum and plea to the gods to guide one's self and one's foe through battle with the hopes of gaining strength in terms of SP so one might be able to defeat greater foes through mskeing as well.

My Friends and I mske frequently on KaoticKontrol.cjb.net

by Jesse March 12, 2004