150 definitions by Jess

tynan

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by Jess May 14, 2004

tynan

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by Jess May 18, 2004

beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.

jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!

by Jess October 19, 2003

sita

the best girl in the world!

sita, she is the best!

by Jess February 25, 2004

cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by Jess December 1, 2003

O. Henry-esque

Having qualities similar to the writing of O. Henry, especially containing an ironic twist ending.

"The Village" had a very O. Henry-esque ending.

by Jess August 24, 2004

yello

Informal yet personal greeting, variant of hello

"Yello friend, how are you?"

by Jess November 19, 2003