Jerry's definitions
totally wanting to devour an entire bag of choc covered soynuts like an eskimo wants to sit next to a heater
by jerry January 13, 2005
Get the nealousmug. A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)
by Jerry October 16, 2004
Get the Max Weinmug. by Jerry July 17, 2003
Get the Garfeildmug. Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."
by Jerry April 7, 2003
Get the hoarkmug. Shortcut for a delicious beer called 'Carlsberg Brown', which is available only in the African Country Malawi.
(Perhaps a suggestion to the Carlsberg company to sell those buggers in the rest of the world aswell.)
(Perhaps a suggestion to the Carlsberg company to sell those buggers in the rest of the world aswell.)
"Fancy a drink nugguh?" - "Yeah, could do with a brown actually..."
"Those browns are much better than those greens, now aren't they chap!"
"Those browns are much better than those greens, now aren't they chap!"
by jerry January 15, 2004
Get the brownmug. The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.
Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.
by Jerry November 15, 2004
Get the Transubstantiationmug. 1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system.
2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.
2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.
1. "December is universally known as the month for the birth of the Christian savior, Jesus."
2. "John's december is taking a toll on his physically and mentally."
3. "My december was at least six months long, from when she broke up with me to the time of where I was able to ask another girl out."
2. "John's december is taking a toll on his physically and mentally."
3. "My december was at least six months long, from when she broke up with me to the time of where I was able to ask another girl out."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
Get the Decembermug.