Vitamin C

The term used for a not so studly Surveillance tech- also known as "Fluffy"

Vitamin C mad made passionate love to Wynell last night.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Max Wein

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)

"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"

by Jerry October 17, 2004

Northern Lights

Damm right the best weed. Plenty about in Holland.

In a coffeeshop: "€15,- northern lights/noorderlicht graag..."

by jerry January 26, 2004

git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.

Similar to "taking the kids to the pool".

by Jerry April 11, 2004

Lovely Lady

A prostitute. Used in the hit muscial Les Miserables, based on the Victor Hugo novel.

"Lovely ladies, waiting for a bite
Waiting for the customers who only come at night." -Les Miserables

by Jerry March 29, 2005

AMF

Adios Mother Fucker's

When leaving a group of friends, simply tell them "A.M.F."

by Jerry December 08, 2001

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 08, 2004