irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 25, 2004

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 04, 2003

car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.

"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"

by Jeremy June 03, 2004

prog

The style of music defined by odd time signatures and bizarre instrumentation. Shortened version of progressive.

Pink Floyd is prog.

by Jeremy December 26, 2003

Krim

Cool, Word.

"Krim, cuddy!"

by Jeremy November 07, 2002

high note

a high note is a recording you take when you are high. something you say when your high that's funny as hell and you gotta listen to it the next day. High notes can range from just a simple phrase, to an impression, or an ill ass freestyle.

One night me and my friend were stoned off our asses while we were driving in my car and we decided to record what we were saying on our phones. ive had them recorded on their ever since and anytime i need a laugh, thats where i go.

by Jeremy December 18, 2004

techneek

Cross mix between someone who is technical and smart and geek like.. of course Neek is too old school

oh my days! Tom is such a techneek!
- patented to the Jezmaster

by Jeremy August 25, 2004