Jeremy's definitions

Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

Hacky Sack Day

The first sunday of the month shall be devoted to hacky sack.

April 3, 2005

It begins

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

hacky sack

A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.

Celebrate Hacky Sack Day

Hacky Sack Day is the first sunday of every month

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

Zumonka

Where one is giving a RimJoband is shat on by the other person, usually resulting in feces on the tounge.

Man, last night your mom gave me a zumonka, and I almost threw up.

Some bird named stephanie is almost as sick as a zumonka.

by Jeremy March 25, 2005

joey rubenstein

Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.

Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!

by Jeremy March 21, 2005

Jarrettsville

The only town where a used a car dealership is considered down town.

The Keene Dodge commericial callings its location, "historic downtown Jarrettsville."

by Jeremy March 16, 2005

Fabelhaft

This is the German form of fabulous. Used in the same way.

Leo: Magst du mein neues Hemd?
Matthias: Es ist doch faaaabelhaft!

(Leo: Do you like my new shirt?
Matthias: It is certainly faaaaabulous!)

by Jeremy March 14, 2005