zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation
Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.
by Jeremy March 03, 2004
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chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis
yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale
by jeremy March 09, 2005
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naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer
Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
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M-1 Garand

U.S. Rifle, Cal. .30 M1
A clip fed, air cooled, shoulder fired, semi-automatic weapon. First adopted in 1936, it served the military until 1957 when it was replaced by the M14.
The soldier was an expert shot with his M1 Garand.
by Jeremy October 24, 2003
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pop rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from a story in a book about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. You don't have to have the pop rocks in your mouth when you do it....especially if you're blonde, cuz blondes are good at it anyway
Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.
by Jeremy October 12, 2004
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Pop Rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from the Green Day song, "Pop Rocks and Coke", a song about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. Althought it hasn't gotten that far....it might.
Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.
by Jeremy October 07, 2004
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shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 21, 2006
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